Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted July 14, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 Did you hear the one about the Irish girl who was always hanging out on the front porch? Patty O’ Furniture? 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP bs69 Posted July 15, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 She lives next to Jack O'Toole who's always, nevermind 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Tea Posted July 15, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasaaaaaabeeeeeeee! Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted July 16, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/14/2019 at 5:05 PM, Greg from Chestertown said: Did you hear the one about the Irish girl who was always hanging out on the front porch? Patty O’ Furniture? There is a drag queen named that from SC. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted August 26, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 If your workplace has Jamaican hairstyle day, do you dread it? 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Tea Posted August 26, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 A wife is sitting at her husband’s funeral. A man leans in and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?” “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down. “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot” 2 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted September 18, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 What did Mike Tyson say to Jerry? Althea later. 2 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted September 18, 2019 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 How do you make a car top? tep on the brake, tupid 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted September 27, 2019 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 A guy pulls in to a gas station, asks the mechanic, hey, stand Behind my car and tell me if my blinker is working.’ The mechanic stands behind the car and responds, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no....... 2 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted January 5, 2020 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 A guy walks into a bar. You’d think he would have seen it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted January 9, 2020 Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Tea Posted January 9, 2020 Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted January 9, 2020 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 . So, Albert Einstein, the Pope and a boy scout are on a plane. The plane develops engine trouble and it looks like they’re going to crash. The only problem is that there’s three people but only two parachutes. As they start to debate who should get a parachute and survive, Einstein grabs a ‘chute, throws it on his back and jumps out of the plane, the whole time giving a quick speech about how he needs to live so that he can protect the world and save humanity with his intelligence. The Pope turns to the Boy Scout and proceeds to explain to the young fella why he needs to live. The Boy Scout interrupts the Pope and says, ‘Relax, old man, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my knapsack.’ 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted January 14, 2020 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?. snowballs Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted January 29, 2020 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 What’s red and green and goes a hundred and fifty miles an hour? a frog in a blender. Quote Link to comment
cusnjohn Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Why shouldn't you try to write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless! 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted January 29, 2020 Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 The guy in a full ER? He’d broken his leg badly and was waiting to see a doctor. The doctor came in and was going to give him something for pain and wait for it to take effect, which meant more waiting. The fella said, Listen Doc. Go ahead and set it. I have already experienced the most unbearable pain, TWICE! The doctor concerned but interested ask how it came about. The fella said well, the first time was when I was camping and accidentally sat on a bear trap. And the second?? Right after that.... when he ran out of chain. Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted January 29, 2020 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 A guy goes into a bar, orders a shot. He immediately downs the shot, slams the shot glass on the bar and orders another shot. He downs that and right away orders another shot which he downs immediately. He orders another shot and downs it right away. The bartender says, ‘Damn, Cap’n, what are we celebrating?’ The guy says, ‘oh, it’s my first blow job.’ The bartender says ‘well, in that case, let me buy you another shot.’ Then, the guy says ‘ No, that’s ok. If the first four didn’t get rid of the taste, the next one won’t do any good either. Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Tea Posted January 30, 2020 Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Greg from Chestertown said: The bartender says, ‘Damn, Cap’n, what are we celebrating?’ The guy says, ‘oh, it’s my first blow job.’ The bartender says ‘well, in that case, let me buy you another shot.’ Then, the guy says ‘ No, that’s ok. If the first four didn’t get rid of the taste, the next one won’t do any good either. 1 Quote Link to comment
cusnjohn Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 A shrinking man runs into a doctor's office, cuts in front of the line of patients and says "doctor you gotta help me, I'm a shrinking man!" The doctor says, "Well, you're just going to have to be a little patient." 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted February 1, 2020 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 Watching the impeachment trial made me think of this one. Little Johnny comes home from school, says, ‘ dad, I’m a little confused. I hear the older kids talking. Can you get pregnant from anal sex?’ ‘Sure you can, son. Where do you think lawyers come from?’ Quote Link to comment
How Do You Do? Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 What was the last thing that Lot said to his wife? "Is somebody following us?" Quote Link to comment
cusnjohn Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 What do you call a one legged hippo? A hoppo! Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted February 7, 2020 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 What does 85 year old pussy smell like? Depends 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Tea Posted February 12, 2020 Forum MVP Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 What do you call a hippies wife? Mississippi 1 Quote Link to comment
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