Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted May 28, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 my favorite from Rodney Dangerfield; ‘The first time I had sex, I was scared. I was alone!’ 1 Quote Link to comment
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Forum MVP 2muchfun Posted June 2, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Two biggest washes of real estate... Golf Courses & Cemeteries Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Tea Posted June 3, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. 1 Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Greg from Chestertown Posted June 3, 2019 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 I got in the taxi, I told the driver to take me to where the action is. He took me to my house. Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted June 3, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 How would you like a life of luxury and deceit? Bring pitchers of beer every 7 minutes until someone passes out. Then bring them every 10. If that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table. 1 Quote Link to comment
Mojo Hand Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 I hate small food. Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP Rude Posted June 3, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Hey baby you must’ve been something before electricity. Quote Link to comment
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted June 4, 2019 Forum MVP Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 My ex wife? She gave the best headaches. 1 Quote Link to comment
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