.......walks into a bar,

[Greg from Chestertown]

pirate walks into a bar, he’s got a ship’s steering wheel in his pants. 

Bartender says, ‘hey, you know you’ve got a ship’s steering wheel in your pants?’ 

Pirate says, ‘ Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!’

[Tea]

I used to be a narcissist.  But now look at me.  Ok . a bar joke:

 

An Englishman, a Scot and a Irishman walk into a pub to have a beer. Pretty soon a fly swoops down and lands in the Englishman’s beer, so he pushes away his mug and orders another. A few minutes later a fly swoops down and lands in the Scot’s beer, the Scot reaches into his mug and picks out the fly and continues drinking his beer. A few moments later another fly swoops down and lands in the Irishman’s beer ,the Irishman reaches in his mug picks up the fly and starts slapping the fly on the back yelling spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!!

[PoetryGirl]

insecurity:  I’ll always be apart of you. 

 

A  rabbi, a priest and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says, what is this? A joke?