Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted December 17, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 There are no mosquitoes on Manhattan... Queens is full of mosquitoes.. gnats too... if im not mistaken ... How could Jerry NOT SAY HELLO !! ... oh the hell with it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted January 20, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Do you have any conceivable reason to get up in the morning ? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted January 20, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 It was sad for the stooges you know the dead baby and the execution and all... well that was an unusual choice for the stooges... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted January 20, 2016 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted January 21, 2016 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Jerry - I can't talk right now. Why don't you just give me your home # and I'll call you back later. Telemarketer - I.... Uhhhh... Can't do that. Jerry - WHY! Cause you don't want strangers calling you at home!! Click.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted February 3, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Jerry hello ! .. you get married and don't tell your favorite uncle ... who told you that you print well .. you have an amazing V.. like a triangle !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted February 3, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 you keep making all the stops ? well people were ringing the bell ... what happened to the pinky toe ? happy to say its back in place at the end of the line ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted April 8, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 You mean like an Indian giver ?! Im sorry im not familiar with that term .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted April 28, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 I had a hell of a time finding that air conditioner.... you know where it was ? .. purple 23 ... yep boy I could have used you .. what time is it ?.. 7:45 ... what time is the play ? .. 8pm .. well now that could be a problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted April 29, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 - You don't trust my poker face? - Do you ever win at poker? - No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted April 29, 2016 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Ok, ok I'm just gonna be brutally honest here. It's a bitch getting here. I mean it's 2 subways! I have to transfer at 42nd street and take the double R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted April 29, 2016 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 The sex was great, but I threw up from the Hennegins. Good thing she was a cleaning lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cusnjohn Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 There's no comeback to "Avast Ye Matey!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 7, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 "No one can tell what a balm is going to do ... they're unpredictable" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 8, 2016 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it. It's too risky. You have to sense it and then turn away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Dead duck Posted September 8, 2016 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Gotta peak after a poke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted May 7, 2017 Forum MVP Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 "His mother was a mudder" "His mother was a mudder?" "His father was a mudder" "His father was a mudder?" "What did I just say" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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