Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 1, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 "What's my name Jerry?" "Uhhh.......m..mu..Mulva..?..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP HelpSlip Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 you kept making the stops ?! they kept ringing the bell ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 My wallets gone !! .. my wallets gone !! It's an astronauts pen ...you can write upside with it ..take the pen ...I can't... go ahead take the pen !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Dead duck Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 It was a million to 1 shot doc, million to 1 A festivus for the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 Jerry ... hello !! you know your cousin Jeffrey is important ...he works for the parks department... I know Uncle Leo you told me .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 are you really a cop ? .. yeah im a cop im a damn good cop !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 1, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 Teach, you're cracking me up! Seems I put this thread up for my own entertainment. "I think him telling Jewish jokes is anti-Semitic. I think he converted to Judiaism for the jokes." "Jerry, you're an anti-dentite. Oh yea, you're a raaaaging anti-dentite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 can't - stand - ya .... can't - stand - ya Your telling me the library cop name is Bookman ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Tom Banjo Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 I'm impressed. I watch Seinfeld once and a while because nothing else is on but I couldn't name a skit. Some of the ones you all named remind me of stuff I've seen but some around here clearly know quite a bit about the show. I liked Larry David's curb your enthusiasm more than Seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 A mouse !!! what have you never seen a man wear a cape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Tea Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 Hello....NEWMAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 A steaming hot towel for your pleasure .. Baboo...have you thought about an all Patastain restaurant. .. you see everything ... your a bad man Jerry Seinfeld ... a very bad man .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 I met the baker whose store they filmed the babka episode in his new deli in Pawley's Island. That was some ever good loving chocolate babka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Rude Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 It's always sunny is the current day Seinfeld or as they call it, "Seinfeld on crack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Tom Banjo Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 It's always sunny is hilarious but I can't say I watch any TV show enough or attentively enough to remember many skits. Some seem to be in there as reading the quotes prompts me to remember a seen, but no way I was remembering that on my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 Stop short !..that's my move ...mmm you stop short.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 1, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 back and to the left ..back and to the left .. Im Keith Hernandez. .. your friend George ..he's a chucker .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 1, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 "She had man hands" "He's a close talker" "She's got the Jimmy legs" "You're a hipster dufus!" When that giant Brutus hand came across and wiped that eyelash off Jerry's face I bout fell out my chair.... A classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 1, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 "Sorry sir, this books been flagged." "So what do you think homeless people don't care about the muffin top. Take your stumps and go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP GoingBackTo Where.... Posted September 2, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Dr parking.... License plate reads: Assman:)!!! Made me.really think...what are u into that u choose to specialize in anal doctorey. I mean....it's not like ass rubbing hot women. You play with old young ugly and not ugly...hairy and non hairy asses. What happened in your life to become a proctologist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 2, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Jerry .... is it statue of limitations or statute of limitations ?.... statute ..... well I think your wrong ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 2, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 "Hey George, the ocean called and said they're running out of shrimp." "Oh yea, well I slept with your mother...." "My mother is dead." "I thought of the ultimate comeback, 'Oh yea, well the jerk store called and said they're running out of you!!!'" "But George there's no such thing as a jerk store..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 2, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 These pretzels are making me thirsy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 3, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Stella !! ... Stella !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Dead duck Posted September 3, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Is anyone here a marine biologist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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