greyhead Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Bob Growing up in Minnesota. Very Interesting. Did you know Bob was in a Fraternity? http://download.publicradio.org/podcast/minnesota/news/features/2011/05/20/dylandoc.mp3?_kip_ipx=1965948477-1314883197 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP chuckvegas Posted September 1, 2011 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Perfect timing on this! I know one or two folks here have some Greek in their past. So here is a little something i saw a while back... The college campus looks inviting The streets have ivy nuance The houses have an architecture that Evokes Greek Renaissance Here comes the dean of the college He's in a lousy mood A toga party got way out of hand And their grades are no good The brothers plead not guilty The answer is still no Grab the bull by the balls expel them From Fraternity Row The freshmen going to rush Giving into intense hype They want to belong, so they Become a stereotype The pledges have a master He's in charge of the education And he also keeps the books that read "Your brain's on vacation" They all stand for weekly lineups Where their butts will glow They will do anything to belong On Fraternity Row Pledges on a road trip They don't know where to go Riding on the back of a Hairy buffalo The purple Jesus is close behind In various shades of Everclear The active members laugh at them While they hold their stomachs dear Pray to the gods of porcelain Where all their insides flow 'Cause everyone has to drink too much Within Fraternity Row Chapter room is bullet ridden The kegs are begging to be tapped The sorority ladies They cover to avoid bring trapped All except for Liz and Patty And the fullback from Notre Dame Everybody is getting drunk Or else expecting fame And the president, he's primping He's getting keyed up for the show He's going to the sorority dance On Fraternity Row The housemother, she's sitting alone Festering in such a rage Because she just found out that she Ran out of her Ancient Age She says, why face reality? My husband, he is dead She has nothing better to do And lives in a dream instead And though her eyes are fixed upon A TV with snow She spends her time peering Into Fraternity Row Rolo, thinks he's Casanova Bragging all about his conquests But appearances seem More a mirage, than they suggest One arm looks much bigger than the other Nose grows like Pinocchio As he goes off claiming that the Women never want to say no Now you would not want to believe him As he tries to boost his ego So he can make such a unique mark On Fraternity Row Little Sister, she's eager to please "I give them what they want," she thinks And puts her pads on both of her knees In athletic style In stumbles Big Brother, he's reeling "Could you do me a favor" The brothers say," tend to your business, big bro In good flavor" And the only sound that's left After all the brothers go Is Little Sister giving out On Fraternity Row Across campus there's vandalism There is underwear in the trees The toilets have exploded Because of drunk violent sprees They're binge drinking at the balcony The brothers do not feel assured Alcohol and immaturity Blending both elements are absurd The brothers are shouting to portly girls "You are ugly so you should go" Damage to self-esteem is punishment for going To Fraternity Row" Molly and Biff going steady They are getting lavaliered Come out round up everyone who Seems to know more than first appeared Then they bring them to the basement Where the hazing will begin They're tied up and surrounded And bathed in Gibley's gin His pin is ripped from his chest As part of this silly show Check to see that nobody is informing On Fraternity Row Yes, I received your email yesterday (About the time the keyboard broke) When you asked what I was doing Was that some childish joke? All these brothers that you mention Yes, I know them, they're quite tame I had to paddle hard their behinds And shoot them in a drinking name Right now I can't see too good Don't send me no more emails no Not unless you mail them From Fraternity Row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Tea Posted September 1, 2011 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Perfect timing on this! I know one or two folks here have some Greek in their past. So here is a little something i saw a while back... The college campus looks inviting The streets have ivy nuance The houses have an architecture that Evokes Greek Renaissance Here comes the dean of the college He's in a lousy mood A toga party got way out of hand And their grades are no good The brothers plead not guilty The answer is still no Grab the bull by the balls expel them From Fraternity Row The freshmen going to rush Giving into intense hype They want to belong, so they Become a stereotype The pledges have a master He's in charge of the education And he also keeps the books that read "Your brain's on vacation" They all stand for weekly lineups Where their butts will glow They will do anything to belong On Fraternity Row Pledges on a road trip They don't know where to go Riding on the back of a Hairy buffalo The purple Jesus is close behind In various shades of Everclear The active members laugh at them While they hold their stomachs dear Pray to the gods of porcelain Where all their insides flow 'Cause everyone has to drink too much Within Fraternity Row Chapter room is bullet ridden The kegs are begging to be tapped The sorority ladies They cover to avoid bring trapped All except for Liz and Patty And the fullback from Notre Dame Everybody is getting drunk Or else expecting fame And the president, he's primping He's getting keyed up for the show He's going to the sorority dance On Fraternity Row The housemother, she's sitting alone Festering in such a rage Because she just found out that she Ran out of her Ancient Age She says, why face reality? My husband, he is dead She has nothing better to do And lives in a dream instead And though her eyes are fixed upon A TV with snow She spends her time peering Into Fraternity Row Rolo, thinks he's Casanova Bragging all about his conquests But appearances seem More a mirage, than they suggest One arm looks much bigger than the other Nose grows like Pinocchio As he goes off claiming that the Women never want to say no Now you would not want to believe him As he tries to boost his ego So he can make such a unique mark On Fraternity Row Little Sister, she's eager to please "I give them what they want," she thinks And puts her pads on both of her knees In athletic style In stumbles Big Brother, he's reeling "Could you do me a favor" The brothers say," tend to your business, big bro In good flavor" And the only sound that's left After all the brothers go Is Little Sister giving out On Fraternity Row Across campus there's vandalism There is underwear in the trees The toilets have exploded Because of drunk violent sprees They're binge drinking at the balcony The brothers do not feel assured Alcohol and immaturity Blending both elements are absurd The brothers are shouting to portly girls "You are ugly so you should go" Damage to self-esteem is punishment for going To Fraternity Row" Molly and Biff going steady They are getting lavaliered Come out round up everyone who Seems to know more than first appeared Then they bring them to the basement Where the hazing will begin They're tied up and surrounded And bathed in Gibley's gin His pin is ripped from his chest As part of this silly show Check to see that nobody is informing On Fraternity Row Yes, I received your email yesterday (About the time the keyboard broke) When you asked what I was doing Was that some childish joke? All these brothers that you mention Yes, I know them, they're quite tame I had to paddle hard their behinds And shoot them in a drinking name Right now I can't see too good Don't send me no more emails no Not unless you mail them From Fraternity Row Verrrrry clever says young Bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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