Forum MVP bs69 Posted August 26, 2010 Forum MVP Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Here is a new book just for you! Check it out, looks like a good read. Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt. Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker. Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank. Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger. Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings. Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management. Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round. Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod. Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water. Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th. Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight. Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome. Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee. Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent. Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt. Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever. Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique. Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender. Thanking you in advance for your order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band Member robbok3 Posted August 26, 2010 Band Member Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Here is a new book just for you! Check it out, looks like a good read. Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt. Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker. Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank. Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger. Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings. Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management. Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round. Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod. Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water. Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th. Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight. Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome. Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee. Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent. Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt. Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever. Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique. Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender. Thanking you in advance for your order. Those are great!! I cracked up at "When to regrip your ball retriever"! Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyrbowls Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 I will take the Hardcover edition!....way to funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus B Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Here is a new book just for you! Check it out, looks like a good read. Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt. Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker. Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank. Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger. Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings. Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management. Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round. Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod. Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water. Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th. Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight. Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome. Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee. Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent. Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt. Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever. Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique. Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender. Thanking you in advance for your order. Most of these have answers (obvious to me) and some that should never be addressed by any serious golfer. That said, chapters 7 and 16 could be combined as 1 and renamed....."effective strategies to rattle your opponent before/after a press". Oh yeah....chap. 17 should be renamed "the philosophy of the PBFU". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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