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  1. Not sure about this otherlove guy. I liked that sunny guy as long as the room wasn’t in my name. Goingbacktowhere didn’t go to many shows and went dark for a long period. Now this new character shows up. But he can’t be any worse than Tea squelching full volume as the cops climbed the stairs though. Stop singing bro. Not til the song is finished. Those 2 lady cops were not fans of us straight white males. If those 2 lady cops swung the other way we could have sweet talked them as opposed to keeping their hands on their pistols dealing with middle age guys who are obviously not violent threats. I think they mistook that singing for the cries of a tortured lemur. Not trying to be sexist but 2 lady cops together means a bullet is getting fired with any physicality. That was very strange. Never saw that before. I’m guessing they wouldn’t get the 4 large males fighting call but got the hotel drunken singing call.
  2. Sweet. I like the early 7pm shows when hanging with a bunch of friends after. The 9pm start times make for brutal late nights.
  3. Carpet is easier on your joints but worse on ligaments as your feet won’t turn without lifting but carpet absorbs some shock. It all depends on if you are putting up and down pressure or more turning. I’m going to start using roller skates. I hear it’s coming back in style. It would be appropriate with a 78 recreation on a nice wooden dance floor as disco and skates are a perfect combo.
  4. The man who’s tale I tell only has glimpses of memory that the sirens let him retain. He still has those soaking wet boxers I hear. The rumor is that they have never dried and is cursed to have to wear these wet garments until the day he passes when he will be laid to rest at sea in hopes of uniting with the siren for eternity.
  5. The pool is where the Fancy folk swim. The creek is a mountain spring. You can get hypothermia within 15 seconds I hear or at least it will shrink a man’s balls. But it’s like a sirens song that has drawn one or 2 drunken lost sailors to her shores. She wipes away the memory of it and they are left to wake in confusion the next day. I’ve been lucky to not hear her call as it’s supposedly beautiful as well as deadly but I know one man who has lived to tell the tale. I hear he’s returning to the same spot to hear her lovely song again this year. I pray for his soul.
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    Westbrook, ME

    We went to Walmart and got these 3oz empty lotion containers that I filled with four roses single barrel barrel strength bourbon all west coast tour last year. They went in her Fanny pack. No one is going to open chicks lotion containers. Great minds think alike Vic. People gave me a weird look when drinking from it. It’s like the it’s always Sunny episode the gang goes to the jersey shore. Everyone else was drinking booze from lotion containers but Charlie was drinking sun tan lotion lol. She sets off the scanner every time we go in but, unlike with males, it goes no further. If questioned she just says underwire bra lol. These new wands don’t just detect metal. They detect gaps and liquids. Booze has set it off before. Of anyone going to a show, she’d be the one you wouldn’t guess was sneaking stuff in lol. But that was my influence to start and she’s now taken it to a whole other level. She once snuck in bowl and a vape. I’m like why do you need 2. She’s like the vape is the chaser. Monster I tell ya. I’ll be like shit I forgot the airplane bottles at the hotel. She’s like I already got them in my bra. She’s the organizer and I’m the planner. We make a good travel team I also have my 1st set rule. Gotta drink all the booze you are going to drink set 1 to be sober by drive time in cities with free parking. That’s probably a foreign concept to New Yorkers and Chicagoans. You mean some cities have free parking lots. Yes they do.
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    Westbrook, ME

    Pro tip: if with a gf/wife, sneak it all in their bra. Those will hold 2 vapes, booze, and of course things like chapstick, gum, etc as purses are not the way to go at a show. Boobs are like a fanny pack but better and multi purpose. After the show getting in bed will result in “I wondered where _______ went” as coins, cash and Lost vape carts fall out.
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    Westbrook, ME

    Sneak in airplane bottles of booze if you plan to drink at a show. All venues have ridiculous prices. At live nation venues I won’t spend a penny if I can avoid it. Others I don’t mind buying a beer(on top of a few airplane bottles). I also check if we can bring in sealed bottles of water and bring the liter ones. It’s the principle of the thing. I’m there for the band and they get my money with a ticket sale, but don’t want to shell out 1-2k a year on Venue concessions. Plus it’s also a principle of a being a good deadhead to sneak things in. I think many of us pride ourselves on thumbing our noses at authority to an extent.
  9. 1st time played. Wow.
  10. . I learned a foreign language for nothing. 😂
  11. Pisgah jubilee will be like regular jubilee in that I prob won’t see any bands until 8pm . This is my hangout weekend with friends. Won’t be sitting at pisgah all day long.
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    Utica, NY > 7.30.19

    Meili thinks your story of meeting during a Terrapin is the most romantic story ever. Before seeing 100 dead related shows she wouldn’t have thought the same lol. Before she remembered your names she would reference you as “the really happy couple” and I knew exactly who she meant . Congrats and here’s to 25 more!!
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    Hampton Beach 7/27/19

    We were in aurora and I said hey bro are u having trouble keeping up as a joke.
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    Hampton Beach 7/27/19

    Dishwasher blonde? Is she wearing a hair net? Think you mean dishwater 😜. You’d used to see MC dancing a whole show but he has begun to slow down, but he still gets it for a good hour a show. I’ve decided I’m going to really super attempt to maybe try not to dance every second of every show to save my body maybe? I gots no self control when Dead is played loud and it’s takinh its toll. Maybe MC just sees lots of broken down dancers and he doesn’t want to join the club. Smart move. I’ll maybe possibly attempt to try to curtail my enthusiasm, at least in 2020 or 2021, well at least by 2035 or tone it down on uneven surfaces or just boot up and pump it up really tight. On that note I’m pretty much fully healed and it makes me scared to get crazy considering it’s taken 16 months to repair. I’m susceptible now but what can you do. Maybe don’t listen to Dead or see deadco. At deadco you can bob your head and be one of the hardest dancers. No peer pressure there plus maybe I need a slow tempo music I don’t feel inclined to need to dance to. It’s not like the furious Dso crowds where the floor is slick from sweat flying. I tried my hardest but never built up a sweat over 3 shows this summer seeing deadco. Geez.
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    Bold Point park

    I bet you were seeing more than hazy then.
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    Bold Point park

    I remember us having a hotel and someone saying we need to leave this comfy hotel at 1am and arrived at the floor we were sleeping on at 6am. Maybe fatherhood is taking its toll on you or just Father Time.
  17. U healthy enough for BM? It took me until the 2nd year to understand you and now that we can finally communicate you had surgery. (Insert poetic fate line here(and not a lyric from simple twist))
  18. Pop on some Netflix to do with what the doctor gave you if they still do that any more. Broken back? Here’s a script for Advil. Umm I have Advil at home. These are double strength. Umm I can just eat 2 of what I have at home. Yeah I’m going to wait at the pharmacy for an hour for Advil. What’s weird is there is a drugstore on every corner now but it takes 2x longer to get prescriptions as it did when there were fewer drugstores. I guess the recurring payment model of monthly “ADD” and “pain” meds worked well for the huge pharmacy chains. You don’t like to be at work? You have ADD. Thread drift completed.
  19. I don’t drive show day unless leaving a show town. Night 1 I’m already there now. Have to take off a day early b/c driving 5+ hours then night 1 of tour kills me. After I sweat out the life toxins that 1st night I’m ok driving next day but the contrast of real life and 4 hours of dancing continues to be tougher and tougher as the years go by. On a pleasant note it means I get to spend an extra day in the mountains somewhere and also in Colorado
  20. We didn’t have natural half pipes like the big cities and I still say stoked. I think I even got a text from some people who said they are stoked about BM.
  21. Skateboarder magazine was almost impossible to find at the news stand. When you finally got one it was like amazon. I ordered a Lucero deck and built a quarter pipe. Of course back then young kids would build that shit themselves. It was a horrible ramp. It had 2 bends in it you had to contend with and 98% of the time it led to disaster. But I’d jump on the electrical box in our yard and land perfectly in the grass from 5 feet up. Landing on concrete was a completely different animal. I was a great tic tacker. I could do that for a mile without having to push. An Ollie? No way we thought about shit like that. A fakie on a friends ramp was a pro style move back then lol.
  22. You know most of us look at 45 minutes as a local show. Heck I haven’t had a show closer than 120 miles in 150 shows. Those are my 10 minute commute shows. Didn’t you not miss a California dead/Jerry show for like 8 years?
  23. Seems like 15 minutes is your limit considering you wouldn’t go to Petaluma. If I recall correctly you were like it would take you almost an 45 minutes to an hour to get there. Guess we should have an in remembrance for the John A who moved to the bay because New York didn’t offer a sufficient amount of dead shows.
  24. We’d need wet suits to go in water west coast. Oooh. You could vend Chuck. Wetsuit rentals. Early july fest near the bay sounds perfect. Little chance of rain. 75 degrees in the day. 65 at night. Heaven!!! Wherever it is, it needs to be where the climate suits my clothes and a rain jacket or 95 degrees doesn’t suit. how bout somewhere in the sierras!!!!!! Let’s do like that tech billionaire and take over a redwood forest and cut down the trees to create the party area. A backwoods isolated fest like where pagans sacrifice virgins in the forest type of area would be super cool. Generators would be needed for the band but that wouldn’t be an issue. We could use the redwoods to build the stage.
  25. For 6 months in 2005 I carried my 25 pound house with me headed to Maine. I’d have no problem doing a minimalistic west coast jubilee with a backpack vs a ton of gear packing the car for jubilee jubilee. It seems to get more and more packed in the car every year. Before I know it there will be a recliner in there. I need to get back to basics and a west coast jubilee in the summer seems like a perfect testing ground.
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