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The issue is finding a central enough area to get peeps with a private outdoor place to play. I’d love to get hyryder to do a weekend in the Asheville area. They would prob travel that far for maybe 6k for the weekend. See if we could get 40 peeps who wanted to come. The organizing is the hard part. Picking a weekend, venue etc. There are closer bands who would do it cheaper too. Seeing a dead band who doesn’t quite get the juices flowing can be disappointing so would need to make the right choice.

It’s time to figure a private show weekend. No other choice.

never really thought about it but that phrase looks at BJs in a negative light.

Worst pandemic in 100 years worst economic crisis in 90 years worst unrest in 50 years most concerts cancelled EVER! 2020 can suck a DICK!!!

Summer tour fully cancelled now.

“I’m not a pedophile...but if I was, McCauley caulkin is the 1st kid I’m fucking”. That’s chapelle on why Michael Jackson isn’t a pedophile. 😂

I’m a lot less tired than I would be at this time Memorial Day, but with much less of a smile 😭

Northeast summer cancelled mostly today. I thought trump said everything will be back to normal by summer. I’m confused. Isn’t everyone taking their chloroquine like the president said? Ignore the VA study that said it killed more than not taking it. Use the French study of 20 people who showed it shaved a whole 3 days on average off the recovery Rate. Maybe he needs to say it will disappear every day to make it so. Hes gods chosen one so he has that power on his side. Use it!!! Heal the afflicted trump Jesus. Washing feet. I don’t think so. Did you see her feet? Nasty.

I’ll continue to eat tasty shit and burn gas and fly. Everyone of us likely burns more fossil fuels than the average human so we can’t say much about any of it. It’s life. We live and then die. Survival of the fittest. The earth will be here long after us. If it needs to swallow up Miami and New Orleans, so be it. I’d be a hypocrite to say don’t drill for oil as I do or used to do some 6k mile tour. Save the planet but I’ll hop flights to listen to music.

Me and the gf always wear a mask to stores. I don’t see any issue protecting each other. South Korea stopped the spread with masks. It’s the only way. I have friends there and masks are mandatory to leave the house. In Seoul which is the density of NYC they only have around 50 new cases a day because of the mask policy.

Pretty sure that cutting your yard makes the grass healthier. We are an overpopulated planet in places because of religious organizations who tell people contraception is wrong. In Africa the Catholics deny birth control for starving populations leading to more starvation. Now religious organizations are peddling conspiracies about vaccines. A new poll showed that 25% will refuse getting a vaccine if one is found. Many “evangelicals” are following trumps “lead”. These conspiracies that the far right are peddling about bill gates and Fauci will make it worse. It’s insane that we have someone in charge who meets with the QAnon leader whos main theory is Democrat’s and Hillary are running a child slavery ring. Only idiots would believe this but he’s got a bunch of them and he’s retweeting QAnon tweets. Like your tax cuts but if you support this guy as a human being you are a pretty sad person who is helping him destroy trust in so many American institutions. It’s pretty gross really. He really could shoot someone for no reason and Fox News would defend it and his people would have no problem. What loser says this anyway. He did say he’d run as a Republican because they would believe any lie he told. How brazen was he to say that and how sad is it to know that he can make up 50 things a day that aren’t true and he’s cheered. What a scumbag.

Happy Mother’s Day from the president

lol I thought that but didn’t say it. It’s not that deadheads aren’t welcoming. It’s just a very homogenous group. They may also think SYF flags are our militia flag. Skeletons and lightning. Cool bro. You hate the government too. but you are right. Our white privilege will keep us safe. Just please no one have any Hillary or god forbid any obama 2012 stickers. Might as well have an isis flag flying if you have any Obama references. I’ll print some god bless my AR-15 stickers that will keep you safe while driving.

We just tell them the dead is an all American band who were really good friends with the hells angels and all is well.

Just need to reschedule summer tour to Idaho. If the local government tried to cancel a show they would march with guns and the show would be back on. Maybe host it on Ammon Bundys ranch. Those guys take over buildings and don’t get in trouble. They wouldn’t even get a notice for having a large gathering. Plus we’d be super safe there since everyone would have ar-15s. We all know once everyone is armed the chance of gun violence goes to 0. That’s America’s problem. We don’t have enough guns. —-thread drift king

Booked.

Once gatherings are relaxed to 50-100 peeps we need to come together and throw a private gathering for a weekend with a local dead band. Mask up and camp with 2 nights of music. Need someone with a big enough piece of property to host it.

I’m just mad I didn’t send 1 tweet that I could produce ventilators and that 69m check would have been funneled to me then to a Cayman Islands account. I’m so stupid. I bet diamond and silk are mad they didn’t think about it either. I actually could have been shameless and gotten 1mil masks for some governor early on in this as I had emails from factories but it just seemed like dirty business. Now that I’m shut down for maybe the rest of the year I’m rethinking that strategy......but after watching waco, the last thing you want is to be on any government radar. Any attorney general who wants to fuck you will. Conspiracy to profit during a national emergency is probably an executable offense. But I called my hospital clients and offered them respirators at cost. Didn’t mark them up a penny to try to help out—same with sanitizer. My good deed will show up in smaller margins and likely get me audited. But by 2021 the civil war will be included full effect as trump urges the 3%ers on the NE patriots to take action. But then again who’s scared of a kicker.

pipe dreams help me stay sane as well.

Deadco summer tour officially cancelled so much for the economy reopening. I’m curious how many restaurants will be closing in cities like Orlando that will be decimated. Disneyland won’t be recovered for years and it’s responsible for maybe 100k jobs in the Orlando area. The fear associated with this is what will cause long term damage. Some older people may never fly again. Many people won’t go where there are crowds even if allowed for years. And if the vaccine is only as effective as the flu vaccine and 300k die a year as we can’t shut it down forever, many industries will cease to exist. I think this is a good time to sell short on many industries. Market is way overpriced. Way way overpriced.

Curious if the less sanitary people we know are washing their hands or bodies during this? Well not that curious. Hugs are now outlawed so the “am I supposed to guve so and so a hug” problems are resolved. I told the gf when in doubt, hug. Now only super spreaders and Louisiana churches will be participating in this archaic hugging practice. On a weird note, it seems that much of the new porn now, so I’ve heard, is with people wearing masks. Glad to know entertainers are being safe now. on an actual medical note, it seems from early results that Boston and New Yorkers have extremely high % of peeps with positive antibody tests. So like we’ve all known, way more people have had this than tested. But from one test it showed 30% of people in Chelsea, MA had antibodies. It wasn’t scientific and small sample size and it’s possible that mostly people who thought they had it months ago were the ones that had the test. But then again not surprised in an area where you are more likely to see girls fight in a bar than guys and where black guys cross the road if see white guys walking at them at night. Makes the jersey shore look like the hamptons. So of course they have herd immunity. Honestly I’m ready to have it already. It’s gonna mostly come for us all so let’s get it over with before summer. I think Dso needs to do a show on some private island like fyre festival. Trump wants to reopen the economy. I suggest that you guys get in touch with Jared kushner and speak on behalf of all touring musicians and get trump to tweet we will be reopening music halls soon. This is his path to reelection. Get all the deadheads who care about shows more than politics to vote. If he gets me shows in July he’s got my vote. Of course he’s the laziest president we will ever have but his tweets are policy so maybe try to get on fox and friends and talk about how musicians want to play shows to bring up peoples spirits. Remember talking points like 1. The cure cannot be worse than the disease 2. More people will kill themselves if no music than die from this 3. The economy is more important than anything else 4. Music like religion can kill the virus. Be gone Satan. I command you. 5. Most importantly!!!! To be retweeted you need to say trump is the smartest and hardest working president we’ve ever had and if Jerry was still alive he’d be out there fighting for your policies of kindness and caring for all Americans. Thank you trump for reacting so quickly!! No one could have done a better job. Sincerely, Bourbon

"A year from now, 15 months from now, we have the vaccine in place," Berchtold theorized. "We're highly confident that concerts will be — 2021, 2022 — will be bigger than ever. The artists want to perform. The fans want to attend the shows. We're very comfortable, very confident that as we get through this, we'll be able to get back to the normal of being able to go to the shows thanks to the vaccine and the treatment." Live nation CEO well if we were being realistic we knew music likely won’t return in 2020. This will suck!!! scotty there will never not be 3rd parties. Me losing $1k for Ticketmaster to close is not an acceptable resolution for me. No way any place makes phase 3 until vaccine. When you open back up the cases will increase. And Dso isn’t scheduling a tour to play 1 show. time to accept no large shows until a vaccine. Ticketmaster still selling tickets to shows that are cancelled too. Insane.

Dead and co forced to cancel Folsom July 10 and 11th shows. But then we assumed summer ain’t happening. on another note Ticketmaster will not be refunding any more postponed shows. They are stealing our money. When they file bankruptcy forget ever seeing this again. I still have Stones tickets I can’t get a refund on that are rescheduled a year from now and Jrad tix that they won’t refund. This confirms what we all knew. That Ticketmaster sells early tickets to pay bands currently playing. They need those year in advance sales to pay their bills and then use those to pay bands playing now. But with no one buying tickets for shows coming up in months they can’t pay the bills. Fucking thieves. Out $500 for a stones show a year away. what’s even dumber are people on CashorTrade are posting ISO for phish at dicks. That ain’t happening. Plus there will be a gazillion tickets if it somehow did happen. So many won’t go to a football stadium mass spread event. Maybe I should dump some of these tickets im stuck with for under face.

The music had died for me before I found Dso. Now it’s dead again. I don’t see how a tour will work. I can see shows being put on but no way a tour through many states goes on. I think it’s time to look to areas that you can do 3-5 shows in larger venues at half capacity. I don’t see New York State allowing any concerts in 2020. I know it’s super early but no way 1500 people are shoulder to shoulder until this has dissipated. I think we should look at how baseball will happen this year. We all go quarantine in a hotel with music for 7 days then we see 2 weeks of shows in Arizona. Or Dso goes to the UAE and has a few weeks of shows. That’s where ufc was trying to have their event.

trumps going to restart concerts in 2 weeks..... kid rock and ted nugent will be the 1st to play.