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insecurity: I’ll always be apart of you. A rabbi, a priest and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says, what is this? A joke?

Orlando- serious show 76 strange man flr serious dancing w family.

Thor had been thundering around the Heavens for decades, he was, well, Horny. He decided he would come to earth and find a woman, but, she had to be perfect. He searched and searched... He was never happy, he grumbled and thundered He was a GOD after all. Finally, he came upon the most beautiful woman he had ever seen - BUT - there was one thing, she had a hair lip. He decided she was the one. They went through the entire Kama Sutra, and even added few chapters. Finally, he was quelled, as they showered he said to her: "We've made love for thirty days and thirty nights, I should tell you I'm Thor" She replied: "You're thor I'm tho thor i can hardly pith"

I used to be a narcissist. But now look at me. Ok . a bar joke: An Englishman, a Scot and a Irishman walk into a pub to have a beer. Pretty soon a fly swoops down and lands in the Englishman’s beer, so he pushes away his mug and orders another. A few minutes later a fly swoops down and lands in the Scot’s beer, the Scot reaches into his mug and picks out the fly and continues drinking his beer. A few moments later another fly swoops down and lands in the Irishman’s beer ,the Irishman reaches in his mug picks up the fly and starts slapping the fly on the back yelling spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!!

Janus- STRONG 1st show of tour opener. High energy from start to finish. I was blown away by Corrina-shakedown... Super Funky Corrina perfectly segued into Shakedown! It sounded like back into Corrina jam or funkyest shakedown jam before the end. I rate this show as one of the best tour openers I've been to. For what its worth, with old battle wounds catching up to me over the years, I have not been able to dance from start to finish in over 5 years... I danced hard for at least 90% of this show! St Augustine- We knew this was special with a Spectacular Hard2handle-China-Rider open! This is why its not wise to gamble with missing the opening notes of any show. Ya never know what you'll miss! The whole show was the epitome of GD/DSO played at its finest!!! Steven Tell Eleven is never disapointing when played by DSO. The Best Doin That Rag I've ever heard... As I was dancing, I listened to the dripiest lyrics flow effortlessly from Jeffs mouth. If you don't know that this is the highest of complements, you never really experienced the genius of this song... This Ampitheater is the best !!! Later that night I literally crawled into bed and could not get my spine straight until 2 hours after waking up. Pompano- Good show played GREAT by DSO. Danced to scarlet fire and a little more here and there. This was a welcomed rest for my aching body after 1st two shows... Well fed and rested now, Thanks to Good friends Vince&Sue, for being the best of host and company in florida for 10 good solid years. Torin also... Im looking forward to HOB tonight after being pretty much healed now since St. Augustine. DSO & Crew. Y'all pretty good at do ing what ya do. (sarcasm). GREAT is better description!

Robin Williams @ the Met Robin Williams performing the alcohol/marijuana section of his famous Live At The Met stand-up routine

pirate walks into a bar, he’s got a ship’s steering wheel in his pants. Bartender says, ‘hey, you know you’ve got a ship’s steering wheel in your pants?’ Pirate says, ‘ Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!’

Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, CA (10/15/76) Might As Well Mama Tried Row Jimmy It's All Over Now Loser New Minglewood Blues Bertha Lazy Lightnin' Supplication Sugaree Promised Land Eyes of the World Music Never Stopped It Must Have Been the Roses Samson and Delilah He's Gone drums The Other One Comes a Time Franklin's Tower Sugar Magnolia Spring break for everyone 🎉🎉🎉